catastropheWaitress
my early christmas present from my boyfriend, i’m in love.
wow…its weird what u find in a pair of jeans u havent worn in a year..






Why read 1 book at a time when you can read 10!?!?! Very strange combination, I must say.
I really need a Kindle. Or ADD meds. I prefer the Kindle.
so..
i never write on here anymore. i never really write. hmm…gonna work on that.
lemon fire!! ohhh red room fun.
my driving is like...
my living.
go fast go fast go fast go fast vroom vroom running late running late ohgod oh god running late to somewhere or something i dn’t really want to be driving to in the first place omg i’m late but set the car clock 10 minutes fast to trick myself into giving myself slack but i know about the trick so i’m actually running just as alate go fast go fast go fast vroom vroom yell at someone apololgize listen to music rock out rock out rock out slammmmmmmmmmmm on breaks (not brakes) go fast go fast BREAAAKKKKKKKKK again whew almost hit a puppy whew almost picked up a hitchiker hey look an armchair! I could use an armchair! breeeeaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkk! vroom bvroooom impatient, impatient, impatient…run yellow light just by the skin of my teeth vroom vrooomm BREAAAAAAK
destination met. fuck. gotta get outta the car. can’t listen to music. wish i was still driving. like my warm cozy speeding.
where the fuck are my keys? can’t get to the car to get to the destination without my fucking keys. oh wait they’re in my hand. they were there all along. silly me. now where is my phone. those essential tools? oh wait, in my hand again. damn. whoops. silly me. didn’t anyone see that?
crash crash crash ooops ooops ooops. there’s a dint. there’s another. good story though, funny about that…where is my car? jsut hit the alarm button? ah, there it is. can’t believe i forgot. gotta get back in the car. time to myself, yah, thats nice. just to drive.
lazy drive lovely drive lazy drive lonely drive on the way home from where i didn’t want to be nothing to do nothing to do why not just drive drive drive wander wander no destination nowhere to go but enjoying this drive drive drive so much. look at the crops, listen to the music, watch the sunset, nowhere to go, some could say i’m wasting gas. but its my gas and i bought it and i’m using it how i wanna so fuck you. and yes, i’ll switch lanes all i want, thank you.
its gonna be a good day!
